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12.25.2008

The Class of Cigar Smoking




Begin forwarded message:

From: John Honea <j.honea@apercurecords.com>
Date: December 25, 2008 2:44:40 CST
To: "ipodtouchbloger@blogger.com" <ipodtouchbloger@blogger.com>
Subject: The Class of Cigar Smoking

Tobacco is smoked all over the world, many different ways, whether rich or poor, in a cigarette, cigar, or pipe, it is still tobacco. However, like Hondas or Lambourghinis, Cigars come in mnay different shapes, lengths, as well as price. A cigar on eBay, manufactured in the early 1800's, belonging to Abraham Lincoln at one point, sold for $16,000. Maduro's "Camachos" tend to be my personal favorite, for they're very rich in taste, while leaving a slight after taste, which isn't bad. It is very smooth, has a nice burn as well as smell, and is slow burning. If you're one who likes to sit and really enjoy a cigar for a while to relax or unwind, I suggest this cigar. When I was 17, I had a friend who worked at a convenience store that would sell me the $.69 Phillies Blunts. I thought these were great until I finally turned 18 and was able to finally buy cigars on my own. I have tried all of the cigars above at a local convention and I rate them as follows:

1. Victor Sinclair Sidewinder: 3 out 5.
    A very nice cigar, price is good. could be better. Nice drag, not too loose, but almost too resistant, but feels okay. Burns for approximately 35 minutes.

2. Maduro's Comacho: 5 out of 5.
   My personal favorite. Has the perfect drag, great taste, excellent fragrance, not too thick, slight after-taste which is not bad in the least bit.

3. Cusano 18: 2 out of 5.
   I'm no cigar critic, but I do know a bad cigar when I taste one. these are terrible and no one should buy them. They burn for approximately 10 to 15 minutes, and leave a terrible after taste which ruins any food or drink you may consume for the next hour.

4. 601: 4 out of 5:
   Great cigar. Great taste. Great Drag.

5. Criollo: 1.5 out of 5:
    The cigar feels loose and breaks very easily. In my opinion, the tobacco could be packed a little tighter, and the cigar wrapped with more care for the cigar itself. I dropped this cigar on a carpeted floor and the lead broke and nearly 20% of the tobacco fell out of the end. The cigar has a so-so taste and a little worse of an after taste. Has a nice drag, but a little loose, most likely due to the poor packing.



Inevitable Perversions of Female Charcters: Lara Croft, Tomb Raider

Ever since I was 10 years old, I have loved the whole Tomb Raider
series. Lara Croft, a fictional female British archeaologist, created
by Toby Garb(who later left Core Design because of the sexuality
marketed with Lara), in 1996, was the number one female video game star for the next 5 years, and is just now making a strong return with
her latest adventure told in "Tomb Raider: Underworld". Lara was an
inspiration to me, as I'm very interested in ancient civilizations and
history. However, with the innocent game and comic book series, Lara
eventually was turned into, by society, a sex symbol, a sexual fantasy
for many, and her once known image as a noble adventurer was invaded
with such media such as the image below. Here, Lara is naked in a
swimming pool, and has a friend over, who is obviously nude as well,
and based on the conversation, there are indications of female
homosexuality between the two. This is bollocks. Pure bloody rubbish.

Lara Croft is a noble adventurer, a gaming icon, a hero to many that
has been marketed far too well as a sex symbol. Society is coming
down. And for this, we should be ashamed.

No Smoking


Copyright 2007
Eric Lüdzenski
Apercu Entertainment, LTD.

This photograph was taken shortly after a recording session one day, in which we spent six hours trying to lay down one song. Bollocks. Of course, that was a great day.

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